Tom and Sally Millington’s house is about to be flooded yet again! Sally is worried and blames the icebergs, though Tom seems more concerned about the drunken Brummie revellers he has to sail up the Severn every weekend on his disco-boat. But this time the water level shows no sign of retreating, and before long they’re drifting around a watery Worcester searching for the Malvern Hills. Perhaps the resourceful Darren has made it to France with Caroline and little Sean and Jessica - but how will they cope with French toilets!
The irrepressible Millington's begin to realise they are witnessing the results of a global cock-up. Join them on their poignant journey in a dilemma that pits them against cataclysmic odds in a comic-tragedy of epic proportions.
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