It's credit crunch time. And I don't mean the bloody BBC crunching end credits so they are barely visible even through a bloody microscope when a simple bloody re-design would solve the bloody problem. I mean if the commercial channels can do it properly then why can't they?! Apart from arrogance and incompetence! Where was I? No, by credit crunch I mean a greater emphasis on saving money for you poor people.
I am empathetic towards poor people as I was once so poor I had to drive a non-German car. I had to get my windows tinted so no-one would recognise me. In the same terrible period, I had to shop at Sainsburys and not Marks and Spencer and although my dinner party guests didn't say anything I'm sure that they could taste the difference. I can laugh about the experience now but it certainly wasn't funny at the time. It was the worst 9 days of my life.
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You may be baulking at the cost of computer virus software and wondering if you can do without it. Well, wonder no more, you can't. Simple as. Viruses and trojans have got more clever and sophisticated. Not only in tricking you to click on a link but also in avoiding spam filters.
"What am I supposed to do then, you rich ponce?" I hear you cry. There are free options available which are just as good. Probably the best is Avast! but AVG Free is not to be sniffed at. There is also one for the Mac called ClamXav.
The big daddy of free software is OpenOffice, a Microsoft Office compatible suite. And you'll be needing the script template to go with it.
Dedicated screenwriting software like Final Draft are lovely but the free online ones work just fine. Some argue that Celtx is actually better. I certainly wouldn't advise spending dosh on software until you're forced to by the prodco or network you're working for. Doctors writers have to use this Word template and if it's good enough for them...
Although the credit crunch doesn't affect me, I really genuinely hope that it finishes soon. It would mean fewer jealous plebs trying to rob me.