27 September, 2005


I hate LoveFilm!

Do not join LoveFilm!

Don’t, I mean it. OK, you can if you really, really want to but as soon as the special offer stops then please leave immediately. No wistful looks back at what might have been just cancel and go. Because believe me if you stay the relationship will end up badly and you’ll be bitter and twisted and end up going on to the Internet to your blog to try and stop other people being hurt by them.

Lovefilm’s big trick is to make sure that in the trial period you get the DVDs you want but as soon as that period is over then you can go for over a week without getting as much of a sniff of a DVD even though you have over 20 in your list. And forget about ever seeing any recent releases unless they are non-English language or arthouse.

When you leave at the shoddy service they later email you to tempt you back by lying about how things are now really great and then they treat you as badly as they did before!

I admit I was drawn by LoveFilm's good looks as it's the prettiest DVD rental by post website but what does looks matter if you end up not getting any?

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17 September, 2005

The Business

I thought The Football Factory was excellent and looked forward to The Business from the same writer-director, Nick Love. However The Business showed just how much The Football Factory's success was down to John King's original novel. Love simply can't make up characters and story on his own and, judging by his interviews, he doesn't even think it's important.

According to Love he wrote The Business quickly while doing post-production on The Football Factory and did no research. Unless you're a genius, if you're working that way the script is always going to be crap.

OK, there are films that "write themselves" but that's when you get really good characters and a really good story quite quickly, which is rare. Usually you have to do some work to make them good.

Apparently The Business is aimed at "lad's mags" readers who want to be entertained and not Guardian readers. Speaking as a lad's mag reader, I find it patronising that Love thinks I'll be happy with gunplay and speedboats and not be bothered by the rubbish story and plot-holes. Speaking as a Guardian reader, just because I use my brain it doesn't mean I don't want to be entertained.

Strangely in interviews Nick Love talks about his obession with detail in making sure the right 1980s clothes and shopping bags are used in the film when unless it's obviously anachronistic (wrist watches in 1 Million Years BC, for instance) the audience won't care. What we care about are characters we can believe in and a story that isn't boring but engaging.

Nick Love's Channel 4 interview

Nick Love's Film Focus interview

11 September, 2005

The Forty Year Old Virgin

With the Oscar Moore Screenwriting Prize coming up (deadline early December), I've been thinking about comedy feature writing.

I'm a huge fan of the Farrelly sensibility comedies (for want of a better and less pretentious term). Everyone can do slapstick, crude sexual gags and gross-out humour but what distinguishes the Farrellys and those of their ilk is ensuring a spine of rock solid story and an emotional heart. It's that which makes the comedy richer and funnier.

For instance the zipper and hair gel scenes in Mary are hilarious in the context of story and character but out of context they're just mildly amusing.

Will Ferrell and Adam McKay's Anchorman was the funniest comedy of last year for me and featured Steve Carell who stole the show. Steve Carell is also involved in the funniest comedy of this year, The 40 year old Virgin, as a co-writer with Anchorman producer Judd Apatow. I've watched them for fun, now I'm going to analyse them to see if there's any secrets I can learn to make up for my lack of talent. Also on my list to see again are Dodgeball (runner up to last years funniest comedy) and Wedding Crashers (runner up to this years).

I will restrain my comedy geek tendancies and refuse to point out all the different connections and links from TV favourites Freaks and Geeks and The Daily Show (coming soon to More4) to movies featuring actor-writers like Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell and Owen Wilson and writer-directors like Wes Anderson because that would be sad.

Judd Apatow on the origin of Virgin: "[Steve Carell] mentioned that while doing Anchorman, there’s a character he liked and I liked the idea that he was surrounded by younger people giving terrible advice. So we just started sitting down and outlining together and trying to figure out what the story would be. And we very quickly agreed that we wanted to have it be, hopefully, be really funny, but ultimately be a sweet story about a guy growing up. Like a middle-aged coming of age story.

"So we started outlining before we started writing. And then we had this idea that he dates this woman who is actually a grandmother, so he goes from not having any responsibility with a woman to being in the most committed relationship on Earth with Catherine Keener." Taken from: About.com

Judd's Suicide Girls interview:

Judd's IGN interview:

Oscar Moore Screenwriting Prize

09 September, 2005

Dad's Army

I've never been a part-works fan as they're a bit of a rip-off really but the DVD ones are interesting - at least for the first week.

The latest one is comedy classic Dad's Army and begins from the third series. That's disappointing as, from a writer's point of view, it's good to see how the early episodes establish the setting and the characters and how the series evolves. Part 1 does though include the actual first episode as a bonus track before making a reappearance in a year 23 editions later.


04 September, 2005

Coach Carter

I rented Coach Carter on DVD and it was better than I thought. There's a limit to what you can do when writing a sports film (even one based on a true story) as the audience would quite like the predictable happy ending. What I liked about Coach Carter is that the issue of the team's academic record is just as important as the basketball games so it's more than just an ESPN broadcast but about people and their potential.

There is one cool inspiring quote in the film, which ironically, was the one false moment. No-one says who the quote is by in the film but it's based on a Nelson Mandela one - but with the strange religious stuff edited out. I didn't believe Cruz would say it and the moment was a bit too schmaltzy for me.

Timo Cruz: "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our dark that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people don't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. Its not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsiously give other people the right to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."


The Pitch: A Series About Wacky Terrorists
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I would love to see that show but it's interesting that an unbuyable script can still get you other writing work.